My Beloved Ministers and Rabbi,
On this most beautiful of Shrove Tuesday's I say Good Flapjack to all - and to our only gay, French, homophobe Minister - Happy Birthday. Now, here's a little taste of how I celebrated National Flapjack day:
Yes, I spent my much anticipated lunch hour at IHOP, celebrating the SHRIVING and enjoying a free short stack. Yes, I sat at a table for one. Yes, I asked the ever dutiful Juan Ocala (my server) to snap a couple pictures of the occasion for documentation purposes. And yes, I enjoyed my complimentary short stack with a side of eggs (three, scrambled), bacon, sausage links, ranch, and hollandaise (of course). I hope you all had a Flapjack day as fulfilling as mine. Good night, and Good Flapjack.
-Minister of Coordination and Rousing
(The details of "IFS: THE RECKONING" will be worked out shortly, and I will be posting all of the necessary information).
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It's true - I love men but I hate faggots
I sinned against the flapjack and went to the Waffle Lady yesterday. I would have ordered the flapjacks but they were 5 bucks.
glad to see you opted for the hollindaise. . . otherwise i would have questioned your sexuality.