It was a great flapjack weekend, the bar was pretty sweet and everything went pretty good EXCEPT for the fact that when I went to pick up my belongings, my bag, clothing and all the schnitzel, everything was soaked with stinky fucking urine!!! Bunch you sick son-of-a-bitch, you pist the fuck out of my stuff, as a matter of fact I believe you pist in nothing else in that closet BUT my schnitzel!! You've earned my CF vote for the rest of the year, and whenever I see a bag of yours laying around I will SPRAY JAM the shit out of it!!!
Spray Jam!!
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hahaha...Spray Gem. If it makes you feel any better I carried out all your pee-soaked belongings. Pissing on things is not my forte (vomiting is much more my style) so I was surprised to hear that I had pissed in the closet. Sorry to whomevers things I pissed on, Diego, Curtis, and anyone else.
My cat used to do it to my backpack all the time, but I never peed on her stuff in return. I probably should have.
Spray Jam.......Sweet!!!!
Baez and I know a thing or two about Spray Jamming... each other!!!
P.S.- I went to a game at Yankee Stadium earlier today and it was sweet. Spray Jam!!
'spray jamming each other'? ...gross
It's actually Contintental Breakfast award, which would be CB. Speaking of which, Baumann did you find the surfing monkey coin bank at your house?
Yes. Yes I did.