Defense Report

IFS

Defense Report

Quarter 1, 2007

This report is a current update detailing the individual efforts and contributions of each minister. This is the Defense Report as seen by MOM and Rousing. If you feel something has been left out, feel free to comment. The list is ordered based on posts and comments, but notable contributions were made independent of the website and hopefully each action was given due credit.

Media and Technology-
continues to maintain the website, while making entertaining and relevant posts. He has also updated the website and the IFS Gmail account to be as monkey friendly as possible. He has also provided us with dozens of striking, haunting photographs.
Posts:  14
Comments: 24

Wardrobe-
won the “Fill in the Caption” contest. He also helped host strong New Year’s and Super Bowl parties. He has also maintained courage in the face of adversity as the only homosexual member of IFS.
Posts:  4
Comments: 15

MOM-
won member of the month at the last meeting, where he revealed plans for Chico, The River Wild. He also introduced the “Fill in the Caption” contest. Recently he helped host the Laser Party and has picked up the slack on the Defense Report.
Posts:  3
Comments: 16

Trade-
has made strong electronic contributions to the website despite being physically removed. He will also be making time to visit his friends during his brief West Coast visit this coming weekend.
Posts:  3
Comments: 7

Athletics-
has continues to inspire all members of IFS through athletic feats such as training for a marathon and being thrown in a shower and having it turned on. He also helped host strong New Year’s and Super Bowl parties, proving himself as a leader at the Mesa House.
Posts:  2
Comments: 16

Rousing -
has brightened the future of IFS by introducing his younger, more talented, taller brother to the organization. He also finished the Arnold Megamix. Recently he helped host the Laser Party and has picked up the slack on the Defense Report.
Posts:  1
Comments: 15

Letters-
made particularly strong appearances at both New Years and the Laser Party, bringing Laser related gear to the latter. He also helped host strong New Year’s and Super Bowl parties.
Posts:  1
Comments: 8

Revelry and Spirits-
While abroad in Germany, he has maintained an active digital presence. He continues to extend the gracious invitation of German lodgings for any IFS monkey.
Posts:  1
Comments: 2

Competition-
is the newest member of IFS and he has set a high standard of enthusiasm for all members of the organization. He made an exceptionally strong showing on Super Bowl Sunday, Go Bears/Colts/Guacamole. Recently he helped host the Laser Party and is actively planning for Chico, The River Wild.
Posts:  1
Comments: 1

International Affairs-
he has not let his budding marriage hinder his commitment to IFS. He has also appeared on national television. (Fame Jam)
Posts:  1
Comments: 1

Defense- 
he has had a really full plate, forgetting the Continental Breakfast award, leaving the Laser Party early, and doing nothing in terms of a Defense Report. He has however shown a great commitment by driving through the night and across the state to reach the last meeting. He has also traveled around the country shooting lasers.
Posts:  0
Comments: 6

Philanthropy-
he has been attending CSU San Marcos studying Political Science and working. He has managed to make time for Super Bowl and Leisure’s farewell party. He has continued to threaten MOA with his athletic prowess on the basketball court and dance floor.
Posts:  0
Comments: 4

Design-
has contributed a permanent IFS fixture in the Turnpike IHOP birthplace. He has also been ordained a true Minister. He also organized the “help” for the Super Bowl Party, once again. he also graced the Franklin St. House with a great housewarming monkey statue. He has hosted New Year’s, Super Bowl and has made strong showings at all events he’s been involved in.
Posts:  0
Comments: 2

Auditory-
has been busy attending Hastings Law school, while finding the time to finish the Arnold Megamix. He also drove solo from SF to Santa Barbara for the last meeting.
Posts:  0
Comments: 0

 Leisure-
has been learning Spanish in Panama, other than that contact has been limited. Any information on his whereabouts and wellbeing would be appreciated. My best guess would be Josh is eating well, loving well and drinking better. He also hosted a playoff football party in Irvine, where he prepared jambalaya, gumbo, hurricane cocktails, and 10 pounds of crawfish.
Posts:  0
Comments: 0

Photography-
has been busy pouring wine on Sterns Wharf. He has been so busy in fact, he still haven’t posted a single picture. He has however hosted numerous parties and made a strong showing for the “Drinking Horse” competition.
Posts:  0
Comments: 0

Maritime Affairs-
Jimmy has been busy fingering fish in Orange County. He made it to the last meeting.
Posts:  0
Comments: 0

Younger + Taller (guest)-
has hosted a Del Playa party for the members of IFS. He also shared a detailed and intimate story with the group, bringing him closer to anyone who was there. He has made strong showings for Super Bowl meeting and the Laser Party.
Posts: 0
Comments: 1

Hitman (guest)-
hase attended New Years and Strauss’ farewell party. He also posted one comment, which held true.
Posts: 0
Comments 1

Finance-
Winkleman has turned his back on IFS.
Posts:  0
Comments: 0