HAPPY LASER!

Good Ministers and Rabbi,

It is none other than the Ministers of Member of the Month, Competitive Spirit and Rousing that would like to wish you a "Happy Laser!" this Saturday night (the 17th).  We will be hosting a Happy Laser party that will feature laser themed decor, laser themed music, and of course, laser themed drinks.  Once we've all had our fill of Laser, we will all venture to a lovely local dive called "Del's Saloon" - blocks away from our home, right next to the Smart and Final.  Afterward, we can head home for some late night Laser and pass out.

Exhausted from too much Lasering, we'll need something the next morning to ease the pain.  And after careful thought, we've come up with the remedy - Mrs. Knott's fried chicken.  Yes, Sunday morning after our Happy Laser party, we will be driving to Knott's Berry Farm, but we won't be going inside.  Rather, we will be eating all the fried chicken we can stomach at the Mrs. Knott's Sunday Brunch Buffet - located at the park's entrance.

I, the Minister of Rousing, know a thing or two about buffets, as I've visited restaurants of the all-you-can-eat persuasion around the world: Irvine, Garden Grove, San Diego, Newport Beach, Santa Ana, Anaheim, Ventura (Super Panda, wham), Santa Barbara, San Francisco, Seattle, Reno, Lake Tahoe, Las Vegas, Orlando, London, Ibiza, Madrid, Rome, Heidelberg, Berlin, Singapore, and of course, Buena Park.  With that said, I am telling you that the Mrs. Knott's Sunday Brunch Buffet is one of the best I've ever had.

Ministers and Rabbi, this won't be a HAPPY Laser party without all of you here.  So we sincerely hope that you all can make it.  For more information, post a question or call one of your Santa Monican Ministers.  We hope to Laser with you all this Saturday!  Good Laser,

The Minister of Rousing

P.S. The man in the picture above is David Gray, singer of such hits as "Babylon" and "This Year's Love."  Last night I hung out with Guest Member Younger / Taller at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and as I was leaving I was stopped by a bellman who said, "Mr. Gray?"  I gave him a blank stare and he said, "David Gray, right?"  Amanda laughed and said, "No, no, he's not."  Then we went back home, she showed me his picture on the internet, and I went to sleep. Unintentional insult jam.