IFS Caption Contest #2

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• M+T on IFS Caption Contest #2

With mounting pressure penetrating the two skaters intrinsic bond, Lucius Fizzlebottom exhibits a momentary loss of cool as he snaps at his partner, Darian Montaguy for missing the triple lutz during rehearsal:

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• athletics on IFS Caption Contest #2

"Bunch, just give me the god damn mirror. You've had it all fucking night practicing that same god damn expression you use in every picture. You look fine, the skin is rosey, the hair is curly, and that Five Four jacket is hot. Now hand it over, I need to see if this mustache is on straight."

• comp on IFS Caption Contest #2

Schroeder: "Why does a perfectly good-looking man at the age of 40 always get overshadowed by some young gun chump wearing a black leather jacket?!?!"

Bunch: "God damn I look good."

• Adam on IFS Caption Contest #2

No Dad I don't want to be a fireman.

• mandrew frickerigno on IFS Caption Contest #2

Bunch, get out of the way, she's trying to take a picture of me!

• baggs on IFS Caption Contest #2

All right gentlemen... This is who we're dealing with here. This photo was taken just as the perpetrators robbed Dell's Saloon. They were last seen fleeing the scene in a 1997 white Ford Contour. It seems clear to me that the individual on the right is the leader of the group... calm, cool, collected and focused. We suspect that he was also behind the break in at old man McGillacutty's. His partner in crime is the moustached man on the left. Look at him. Frantic, rushed, impatient and reckless. He's the one we're after. He's bound to slip. All right. Let's go catch us some scumbags.