September 2007 Archives

I would like to invite our esteemed society to the greater Caruthers area, to enjoy a friday night of competitive high school football as the Caruthers High Blue Raiders take on the Fowler Wildcats at Anderson Field Fri. November 2nd.  This will be the last league game of the schedule, and if all goes well until then for both teams, it should be a matchup deciding the W.S.L. champion. (Although, the Raiders must first get past the unbeaten Strathmore Titans this friday night--our league opener.) After the game, our society can then mingle with the upper echelons of Fresnan society, at any number of local pubs: Jimbo's, Fibber McGee's, Casa de Corona etc.  We can than choose to stay in hotel that shares a parking lot with an IHOP, or the Casanova's would be willing to accomodate. The intention of this post is feedback, I would also be willing to search out the finest hotel in Fresno; we can compare this with the establishment so horrible that some almost jumped off the roof of in Chico.  Saturday there is a Fresno State Football game at 2:00, or if the arrangements are made successfully, we can play with firearms in the countryside.  Now, I know this is also in the same month of our beloved anniversary, but it is very early in the month, and a trip to Santa Barbara a few weeks later to celebrate the anniversary can also be accomplished.  The decision is yours. Post some feedback, as I have only discussed this with the few members who attended my birthday...thanks very much guys, it gave me a semi. Bunch you're off the hook, but not you cutie.

For those of you who are into futuristic delivery systems, here is a link to the highly-addictive Heineken Draught Keg song: click here. Be advised that it has not been approved by Towers and may not, in fact, be a jam. Download at your own risk...

Picking up the torch for Pee-Wee's Playhouse, with some indie music thrown in, Pancake Mountain furthers the noble tradition of pancake consumption by teaching it to the kids.  Come on, they have puppets and bands like Arcade Fire and The Go Team! have been on, just check it out already.

I was doing my standard check of the wildcard race in the NL (go dodgers), when I came across this little quirk.  Whether you hate Bonds or you love him, you gotta admit he has done something special.  Even  if that something special involves the use of anabolic steroids that make your nuts fall off, it's still something special.  So take the time to vote on what owner Marc Ecko should do with magic ball number 756 (there are choices to satisfy all parties, whether you love Bonds or you hate him).

http://www.vote756.com/marcecko/

P.S.  Mr. Ecko only paid $755,467 to own that ball.

P.P.S.  Save the Rhinos!

Greetings my fellow flapjackers.  As your Minister of Auditory Pleasures, I'm proud to introduce a new addition to wedoiteverymonth: Wham Commercial Jams!  They will appear periodically to inform you about worthy commercial songs - you know, the ones that get stuck in your head but you can't figure out who sings them, but you whistle them under your breath anyways when you're walking places or looking at internet porn...  To ensure quality, potential jams will be screened by the Minister of Athletics who will determine if they are in fact Wham Commercial Jams!  I invite you all to browse our first WCJ below.  Click the links to view the commercial, download the jam, or learn more about the artist.  Cheers.

This just in.... The mighty OAS is embarking on a new adventure.  Nicaragua. 
Defense and myself are flying down to Central America this Friday to meet up with the Rabbi of Leisure just in time to catch a new southern hemisphere swell next week.  The waves should be as tasty as the Nicaraguan pancakes.  We will be in the southwestern coastal area, blessed by constant offshore winds due to the massive inland Lake Nicaragua....Bra!
By the good grace of flapjack we shall return to our home in less than two weeks time, just in time for Caruthers High School Football season.  Go Blue Raiders!

The trailer for Rambo 4 is bringing the murder heat.  It's good to see that even in today's modern battlefield a bow and arrow is still a viable weapon for gruesome killings.  Did anyone see 3:10 to Yuma this weekend?  I heard Crowe is pretty bad-ass in it.

Don't disgrace that day Flemming. I thought we were friends.

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For those ministers who were fortunate enough to be at an unnamed West LA watering hole Saturday night you may remember running into a certain Peter Dante.  Mr. Dante was told about the International Flapjack Society and expressed interest in possibly attending a meeting.

Let me be the first to say it would be an honor to have you Mr. Dante, and you are welcome to attend any meeting you wish.

To begin let me outline the International Flapjack Society (IFS) for the benefit of Mr. Dante.  The International Flapjack Society ...we do it every month. A group of twenty ministers gather each month to eat flapjacks and drink adolphi at a predetermined pancake house.  Although as our members have dispersed geographically across Southern California and the world, we all try and stay close by attending meetings which have taken on a quarterly schedule.  This website is our means of staying in contact with each other between meetings.

Our membership includes a diverse range of personalities and talents from aspiring professional Mexican Soccer players, Santa Barbara radio DJ, Law student, Airborne Laser Operator, High School Football Coach, International Wine sales person, to Fish Biologist.  We are all brought together by a common brotherhood and the desire to share each other's company and a good time.  Our meetings have taken place in such places as Las Vegas, Philly PA, Chico CA, and our breakfast staple the Turnpike IHOP in Santa Barbara, California.

The cross section of IFS members you met Saturday night is about half of our membership.  Please consider this an open invitation.  I will contact you about meeting times and locations.  We thank you for you interest in our organization.

Peter Dante's Personal Website
http://www.peterdante.com/

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