The 300

Risking bodily harm and rendering a majority of his wardrobe obsolete, the Minister of Interior Design (pictured below) has done the impossible: he has bench pressed 300 pounds - approximately twice his body weight.  Defense, you owe him $300; the amount that we agreed to in that trendy, alternative, overpriced breakfast place that you brought us to that morning, and that Jason Lee frequents.

That's a good one Coach!