Look for these commercials during the College Hoops games being played this weekend. The advertisement's claim is true however AT&T cell phones do get full reception even in the darkest, saddest corner of this sanctuary for damned souls.
March 2008 Archives
Look for these commercials during the College Hoops games being played this weekend. The advertisement's claim is true however AT&T cell phones do get full reception even in the darkest, saddest corner of this sanctuary for damned souls.
I wanted to take this time to brag about my first place ranking, but with an angry Jimmy lurking in 2nd with a higher PPR I realized my top spot may be fleeting. Duke, UConn, and Vanderbilt all blew it pretty hard. It's all about UNC from here on out!
Oh, and for anyone who keeps having to go through ESPN's site to find the tourney challenge like me, here's the link for future use.
The entire South Park series went online today over at southparkstudios.com, the official South Park site.
Click here to watch Cartman get his revenge on Scott Tenorman.
As minister of competition I'd like to announce the IFS bracket group on espn.com. To join simply go to the espn site, make an entry for the tournament and select join a group from the groups tab. Once there the group name is IFS and the password is a familiar eight letters that start with "f" and ends with "k"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/75689
M+T: ....................................Chicago
Rousing: ..............................New York
Wardrobe: ...........................Chicago
Philanthropy: ......................Chicago
Photography: ......................Chicago
A&D: ....................................Chicago
Maritime: ............................Chicago
International Affairs: ...........Chicago
R&S: ...................................New York
Leisure: ..............................Chicago
Athletics: ............................Chicago
AP: .....................................Chicago
Competition: ......................New York
Letters: ...............................Chicago
Health: ................................Chicago
At this point, we have Chicago: 12, New York: 3
MOM: texted the he has no particular preference and that he goes with the majority.
ID: was not in the country, therefore was unable to reply to the mass text. Even though I think I know where he wants to go, I left him out of the vote count for the sake of being impartial.
Finance: who the fuck knows.
Defense: texted me back with Berlin, and then followed that with Goleta... asshole.
Even if all four of these un-tabulated votes endorsed New York, that would still put the vote at Chicago: 12, New York: 7
I know Interior Design is on his way to Germany, and we are all as far apart as we have ever been, but does anyone have a say on where we vacation? I don't want this next trip to end up like Philly for myself personally, as the earlier we book tickets the more solidly committed / planned this trip will be. And if I learned anything from last Saturday night, it would be that snoozing leads to losing. Not to name names, but it would be nice to know what Philanthropy, Maritime Affairs, and a few others that haven't commented directly, feel about the trip.

(This picture is what came up when I typed "Prodigal Son" into a google image search)
I learned something this weekend. I discovered that all it takes to get out of a bad mood is a spontaneous trip to Santa Monica, drinking games, karaoke, and some late night photography of Competition playing every sport conceivable... that last one will make more sense after an upcoming post (hopefully).
Now I'm thinking clearly and would still be honored to maintain the responsibility of setting up our next big excursion.
So, R&S has purchased a ticket to go to NYC for Memorial Day weekend with the hopes that the rest of us will follow suit. After speaking with several other Ministers, it has become apparent that many of us would not have enough time to save enough money to make the trip happen at that particular time. Also, M+T will be in NYC visiting his brother two weeks prior to Memorial Day weekend, and it's unreasonable to expect him to make two trips to NYC in a matter of weeks. So, I hate to break it to our European contingent, but Memorial Day weekend is an impossibility.
Which brings us back to square one. Here we are, set to go somewhere on Labor Day weekend... Big Apple or Windy City. After speaking to R&S and Rousing, they explained to me that traveling to Chicago would be impossible for them. I encourage them to comment on their reasons why this is the case, as I would probably not be able to accurately represent them here.
So, let's re-open the discussion so we can figure out our destination, and then I'll start crunching the numbers to see how much we will probably be spending on everything: hotel, entertainment, food, etc...
...the ball is rolling.


Recent Comments
"Meet American meat"?
wow. thank you so much for that. Yes of course you guys can join the wolfpack! we'll try to have more made by the time your parents visit so that the WolfPack, like IFS, can be International.
I hate to be that guy, but i feel if i dont ask, it will just go unsaid... I know certain people look at this site and all, but from what you have shown me, Germany doesnt look like it would be a great destination for a sex tour, infact, it looks like a terrible destination for a sex tour! This concerns me because I had thought that Germany was full of beautiful blond babes eager to meet American meat. The only chick's face present in any of those photos is Morgan. Dammit guys, you are some of the strongest members IFS has to offer. I need more compelling evidence of AP's. (thats "Absolute Playahs" just in case your english is rusty.) my email address in benpersons@gmail.com and its secure... love ya
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new batman trailer:
http://www.whysoserious.com/happytrails/trailer.htm
...and info on IFS Chicago coming soon!
You make funny post
more dance please
how soon can we get a hoodia smuggling ring up and running?
Nice post, but don't ever do that again.
I missed the mayo in front of the 'Frick' on my first pass of the pics. Nice one.
Thank you so much. You have no idea how happy that makes me.
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HOODIA! HOODIA! Get your HOODIA heeeere!
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bunch, can you fix the spam from that chulango character...
letters, this sounds like your department.
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i'd like to announce my retirement from the celebrity remix video making profession...
Awesome.